Wednesday, September 01, 2010

As They Say On the Internet .... This

Via Amazin Avenue:
Professional baseball players are not my drinking buddies. I don't know them personally. Cui gives a s**t that Frenchy tells a good knock-knock joke if he's batting .230? If a Met does well to help the team win, I will most likely be a fan. If said player stinks, I will probably not rally around him. It sounds cold but it's reality. I'm emotionally invested in the Mets, but not to the point where I think I'm on a first name basis with the players, or whatever. Angel Pagan isn't coming out to the bar to play Buck Hunter and dominate the jukebox with me this weekend. He'll be on teevee at the bar, hopefully hitting homers and making great catches, leading to much rejoicing.


Anonymous said...

I have to keep reminding myself to not open this site..whenever I do I wind up scratching my head wondering what in the hell your talking about...geeze

Brian Mangan said...

That's a direct quote from Amazin Avenue! Take it up with them :)