Thank you for crushing that walk off home run today to make me look smart.
Yes, it is only pre-season.
But the haters won't hesitate to hold against you the one bad play you made in the outfield last week. So how can they deny your clutch, awesome, game winning smash today?
You did a good job. And just as importantly as the home run - I'm proud of you for laying off that tough 2-1 fastball. That took a lot of discipline. I'm sure that fastball looked fat on the way into the plate, but you waited and watched it sail by as a ball.
Way to go, Angel. I look forward to seeing you patrol centerfield for all of April. And don't listen to the haters. We've got your back.