Major League Baseball's Working Poor, Feat. Fernando Perez

The below clip is absolutely hilarious. It sounds a lot like a Colbert Report interview, except Fernando Perez is the one in-character.



Great lines from my new favorite non-Met:

-You know where I got this s***? Modells. Modells!

-I want to make it rain... in the club.

-Denard Span, Twins guy? He's interning - unpaid intern at the WNBA